Sunday, April 19, 2009

some stuff that's happened within the past month or so

Ok, we don't have much time. And I just want to clarify that my "bold" button isn't pushed right now. But now it is. And I would also just like to clarify that I didn't tell it to underline anything. It's just doing it.

Here's some stuff that's happened within the past month or so.

I'd like to start with my toenails.
As a group, we all got together and decided to paint our toenails
. This is what I ended up doing, and it stayed and stayed and stayed. I finally took it off yesterday and put a normal color on.

So, these pictures are of Tanya. And holy smokes its not underlined anymore! I don't know folks. Something fishy is going on. Well, anyway, here's my favorite Tanya. I can't remember if she had been drinking, or if she had just been to the gym, but for some reason her face was bright red. She said she was burning up and asked me if I had anything cold in my refrigerator. I told her she could use whatever she could find.
She found frozen pineapple.

Her nipples must have been a little warm, too.

So a couple of days ago, a bunch of us decided to go to the waffle hut. The bad thing about going to the waffle hut at night, is that all the creeps come out. It's open 24/7 so you know that the inbred, hillbilly rednecks all come out. See what I mean!

Would you believe I was the only normal one there? Everyone else had issues. Mary Sue had something on her mind all evening...

And Tanya stole Amber's phone so she could text her husband all night long. She didn't pay a bit of attention to us.


I don't have a lot of time, so I'll have to finish my blog of stuff that's happened in the past month or so another time.

I just want to end with this picture. I was driving back to Glenville, and I was mad because I didn't want to go to Glenville, so I was driving fast-ish. I came around this turn and I was like "WHOA!" So I slammed on my breaks, slid a little bit, and backed up until I could get this picture taken.

And I think its super pretty.

Ok, thats it for now.


  1. Hahahahahaha!!!! That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Frozen pineapple for nipples! I had forgotten. And my goodness...that redneck was UGGGGGGG-LY, and cross-eyed, and something funky was going on in the hair department too! Good one!

    Love Tanya

  2. a hwhat? What did I have on my mind all evening??? All I did was blow up my fork bag. Ha. Fork bag...