Monday, February 16, 2009

I'm going to be famous someday, so I'm going to just give a little background in case someone who doesn't know me reads this:

I'm 20, sophomore at Glenville State College, English Ed. major, I am a devoted Christian, I play the acoustic guitar-I have 3, I drive a five speed '98 plymouth acr neon, I have a mommy a daddy a sister and a brother, I live in the woods, I am a lot of fun.

So here's whats been going on in my life lately.

My hips have been going out. No, not on dates... I sure wish they would. My hips keep coming out of place. At first it was just the left, now it is accompanied by the right. At least they're doing it together as a team. I'll go to the doctor shortly to get this mess straightened out.

I love living in the dorms. Really. Pickens can be a hoot if you just give a boring evening time to develop. Before ya know it, you think you aren't in Glenville! I have a lot of favorite things about Pickens Hall. I will start with the floor. I've been warned on many an occasion not to eat food that I've dropped onto the floor. They said I'll get AIDS. I doubt it, the worst that can happen is that I'll develop a bad rash. Another thing I love about PH is the bathrooms! (Get ready kids, I have pictures for this one) My almost favorite thing in the world is going into the bathroom and seeing a giant turd in the toilet. Yes! I was waiting for it. Here's another favorite thing I have to look forward to:You guessed it kids! Its a used pad on the roll of toilet paper! Wow-geezy-oh-my... I can barely contain my excitement. At least this one was rolled up. I have other sarcastic favorite things about PH, but I'll save them for later. Right now, I'd like to talk about some actual favorite things about Pickens:

I enjoy living in the hall because of my awesome neighbors. They make it worth while. I enjoy living in a co-ed dorm because I can have boys in my room and my mother doesn't have a heat flash. I just recently hosted a party in my room actually. I enjoyed it, particularly due to certain company ;) Staying up late is kinda cool. Also, I'm doing that thing I swore I'd never do... the "p" word. Pro..procrr.... procrasst... I can't say it. I realized I'm not going to get a 4.0 this semester, so I might as well actually try to have fun this time :) I also enjoy living close enough to my classes that I don't have to get up more than 30 minutes before class. I like getting up and putting sweats on and brushing my teeth and running out the door. I consider it a challenge.

Well, I do believe I've written enough for one evening. Next time I'll tell you about all of the animals that have bitten me. Apparantly, those are good stories. I'll also tell you about all of the animals that I've killed. I just want to clarify right now--I didn't do it on purpose. I might post something of significance. I don't know. We'll see.

Until next time,


  1. Indeed, I giggled quite a bit at this one... I was a bit disgusted with the picture, but who wouldn't be?

  2. I must say...with that profile picture, I have no idea why "a certain someone" isn't all over you. Tres jolie! That's "very pretty" in French, btw. Yah, I speak French, that's how we Canadians roll. I was expecting the big turd picture too. You shouldn't tease your readers like that. Anyways, I am dying of tuberculosis or something down on Scott wing, come over and take my pulse. Great first post.